What the frick did you just fucking say about Arne, you little bloodsucker? 😤 I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Lügenberg Zombie Brigade 🧟‍♀️, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Vlad's castle, and I have over 300 confirmed wooden stake hits 🔪. I am trained in undead warfare and I'm the top hammer-wielder in the entire Arne's Detective Agency. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before under this crimson moon 🌕🩸, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to Arne over the Internet? 💻 Think again, fang-face. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of zombie companions across Lügenberg and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm ⛈️, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, Vlad. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands and my trusty wooden stake. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Arne's mysterious vampire powers 💥 and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Lügenberg. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'Vlad' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot 💀. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, Vlad. 🧟‍♀️🔨🩸