Holo Graffiti Episode 1: Apex
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HOLO GRAFFITI HAS NO VOTE THIS WEEK
READTHROUGH
Samurai Shave Commercial
The episode opens with a rather aggressive commercial for 'Samurai Shave', a head shaver promising a deep discount. It displays the product with its price and limited-time offer, accompanied by contact information. The advertisement then transitions to a man confidently demonstrating the shaver's efficacy on his own head. Payment options and shipping details are prominently displayed, leaving no doubt about how to acquire this curious grooming device.
Iroha's Grand Entrance
A dramatic, almost cinematic opening sequence introduces Nakiri Ayame and Kazama Iroha locked in a fierce, stylized battle on a sandy plain. Close-ups show their determined faces as they clash, Ayame donning a red oni mask while Iroha offers a playful smile. Ayame, annoyed, questions the name of Iroha's sword, only to reveal her own dramatically glowing blades. Iroha then proudly declares victory, prompting a disgruntled Ayame to remind her not to inflate her ego, leading to Iroha's earnest yet comical attempt to explain she was merely acting for her senpai. The scene then takes an absurd turn, with the two discussing Matthew C. Perry, before Ayame whispers something shocking to Iroha, leaving her utterly surprised.
The Strongest Talent
The setting shifts to the Hololive office, where Iroha is found lounging on a couch, intently scrolling through a list of 'TALENT' on her phone. Nakiri Ayame emerges, peering over the couch with an air of exasperation, telling Iroha not to concern herself with such trivial matters. Iroha, startled, demands Ayame stop following her, asserting her independence with a shushing gesture. Suddenly, Ayame tackles Iroha, pinning her down as Akai Haato calmly observes the chaos. Haato reveals she was looking for someone strong, a claim Iroha immediately denies, only for Haato to transform into a powerful form, sending a terrified Iroha scrambling for escape.
A String of Unfortunate Encounters
A dejected Iroha is next seen walking alone through a city street, her earlier bravado visibly deflated. Her solitude is short-lived as Roboco approaches from behind, her eyes glowing ominously purple. Roboco then unleashes a beam of light, causing Iroha to comically inflate before she makes a hasty, super-speedy escape. Just as Iroha thinks she's safe, Shirogane Noel bursts from the ground as a giant, her massive hand crashing down. Iroha screams, then once again flees with exaggerated speed, clearly overwhelmed by the relentless stream of unexpected encounters.
The Ultimate Opponent
The relentless pursuit of Iroha is momentarily halted as Tokino Sora intervenes, scolding Roboco and Ayame for frightening the new talent. Sora offers a reassuring apology to Iroha, who, relieved, thanks her. However, the momentary calm shatters when Sora asks about Iroha's activities. Upon learning Iroha's ambition to defeat Hololive's strong members, Sora's demeanor darkens, her expression turning serious as she declares Iroha her new enemy. Iroha is left utterly terrified, her eyes wide with shock.
Chloe's Ambition
The scene abruptly shifts focus to Sakamata Chloe, who introduces herself as a 'Cleaner/Intern' with flickering old TV effects. She engages with Shirakami Fubuki and Houshou Marine, questioning whether her work will be unpaid, a concern quickly brushed aside by her colleagues. Undeterred, Chloe declares her intention to perform at 200%, only to immediately collapse onto the floor, surrounded by caution tape. She expresses her frustration at being ignored, ending the segment with tears streaming down her face.
The Masked Identity
A silhouette of an orca transitions us back to the Hololive office. Yozora Mel, wearing a mask, presents Chloe with another mask, playfully asking if she wishes to become a 'Sakamata'. Chloe then mischievously proposes to Marine that she pretend to be a 'Sakamata' in her stead. Mel, now wearing the mask, poses excitedly, while Marine appears surprised and even a little worried when presented with the black mask. Marine dons the mask, displaying glitched effects and a comical expression.
The Secret Document
Chloe places a document marked 'Top Secret' on a desk, revealing a scratch-off area with an enigmatic emblem. She explains its confidential nature, only for Marine to dismiss it as a mere scratch card and Mel to predict its easy deciphering. Ignoring their doubts, Mel scratches the document, revealing a drawing of Chloe. Marine reacts with shock, exclaiming at the image, while Chloe smiles slyly, clearly pleased with her scheme. Both Mel and Marine, now wearing their masks, look worried as Chloe consults her phone, with Marine pointing an angry finger at her.
Chloe's Grand Escape Plan
Chloe gazes out a window at the city skyline, contemplating her next move. Marine confronts her, dramatically questioning Chloe's 'feelings' before collapsing to the floor in exaggerated despair, with Mel looking genuinely upset. In a dark room with red lighting, Chloe is seen holding a mysterious document, her eyes glowing white as she declares her ambition to intern in the Mediterranean. Back in the office, she announces her departure to the Mediterranean. When Mel asks for clarification, Chloe explains it's south, then uses the circularity of the Earth to argue that directionality is irrelevant, leaving a bewildered Marine in shock.
The Public Apology
The climax of Chloe's antics culminates in a public press conference where she offers a formal apology for her actions, specifically for using the phrase "nationwide sailors" and for "bumping into a certain person." Marine stands beside her, bowing in a show of solidarity. Later, Mel and Marine watch the apology unfold on television. Back in the office, Chloe cries out in protest, questioning why she had to endure such humiliation. Marine and Mel, however, are quick to inform her that her own actions led directly to this predicament, leaving Chloe with a look of stunned surprise.



