WHAT THE KIZUKI DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MIZUHO, YOU LITTLE SHIN? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE SHOJO MANGA ACADEMY AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET PLOT TWISTS INVOLVING ROMANCE AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED OTP FANFIC ENDINGS I AM TRAINED IN LOVE TRIANGLE TACTICS AND I’M THE TOP WAIFU PROTECTOR IN THE ENTIRE ANIME FANDOM YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER LOVE RIVAL I WILL WIPE YOUR ATTEMPT TO STEAL MIZUHO THE FUCK OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH MARK MY FUCKING WORDS YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH MAKING MIZUHO CRY OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF ANIME REVIEWERS ACROSS THE GLOBE AND YOUR IP ADDRESS IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE FEELS, MAGGOT THE FEELS THAT WIPE OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR ROMANTIC CHANCE YOU’RE FUCKING DOOMED, KID I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN SABOTAGE YOUR DATE IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT’S JUST WITH MY BARE HANDS NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN FRIENDZONE MANEUVERS, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARCHIVE OF SHOJO TROPE REVERSALS AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE LOVE CONFESSION OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE “CLEVER” ADVANCE WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE BUT YOU COULDN’T, YOU DIDN’T, AND NOW YOU’RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT I WILL SHIT PLOT HOLES ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN THEM YOU’RE FUCKING OUT OF LUCK, KIDDO 😤💔 MIZUHO'S MANGA DREAMS ARE TOO PURE FOR YOUR DRAMA THE WHOLE THING IS JUST SOOOOOO... NEUTRAL. 😐
