What the meow did you just purr-fectly say about Ji Miaomiao, you little furball? 🙀 I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Elite Meow Squad and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Debt Collector Syndicate, and I have over 300 confirmed head-bonks. I am trained in feline stealth tactics and I'm the top napper in Lu Chengze's entire penthouse. You are nothing to me but just another empty food bowl. I will groom you into oblivion with claws of precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my meow-ing words. You think you can get away with purring that sh*t to me over the catnip forums? 😼 Think again, fur-ball. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of alley cats across the city and your scent is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the fur-nado, flea-bag. The fur-nado that knocks off every single one of your precious trinkets. You're hiss-terically doomed, kitten. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can trip you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare paws. Not only am I extensively trained in pouncing maneuvers, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Lu Chengze's credit cards and I will use it to its full extent to leave a hairball on your favorite pillow, you little sh*t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' meow was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have kept your meows to yourself. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shed fur all over you and you will drown in it. You're furball-dead, kiddo. 😹