Why do they let the giant, unmuzzled, maniac dog run loose in a park full of small dogs? Why doesn't Bowser act like a dog and seem to understand what people are saying to him? Why does Sam get jealous when Link is literally getting the deal of a lifetime to make some serious cash? Why do the mothers in fencing classes act like those anime schoolgirls who only exist to establish that the school's hottie is the school's hottie? How many more fanservice shower scenes do we have to endure? When people mock certain works and call them "W*ttpad/W*btoon writing," this is what they mean.